Low Stakes Friendships - That’s pretty much everyone I’m connected to on Facebook.

Invoke the white, gun owning, English speaking Jesus, and you can get away with just about anything under the law.

I would think the CDC has more important things to worry about - like why the chicken we want to rinse off could be so nasty that we have to worry about it contaminating our kitchen.

It’s easier to ask, “Do you want kids?”. You’re not pressuring them, or nagging. You’re leaving it an open ended question for them to reply with what they want you to know. When they answer, you drop it.

I get it, and for some things it makes sense to buy prepackaged. I love the rotisserie chicken from the grocery store or Costco. I’m not crazy about precooked rice that’s vacuum sealed and has a 15 month shelf life. It’s just weird. Things like guacamole are always better when you make it yourself. The one thing I…

HGTV should have called this what it is from the beginning. It’s an open floor plan, not an open concept. It’s a concept when you look at the plans on paper. Once the builder starts, then it’s reality.... usually one that’s badly done.

Why does she have a voice? Her entire resume, and list of qualifications consists of 5 words. “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

The very thought is enough to make me throw up. My aunt puts it in the chocolate cake batter and in the potatoes as a substitute for milk or butter. It’s still gross.

I’ve had chocolate cakes and mashed potatoes that tasted like mayo. It’s not sexy.

My favorite is a little really good quality olive oil, and a few twists of a grinder filled with sea salt and dried garlic.

I get it, but I’m still not a fan. Who actually likes mashed potatoes and chocolate cake that taste like mayo?

You can avoid some of this by tasting what you feed your kid - at least for babies. My cousin’s son was such a picky eater. She thought he was going to just be difficult. On a whim, she tasted what she was feeding him and it was horrible. After that she gave everything a taste test. If she didn’t like it, chances are…

who knew they could be so delicious?

Be honest. My mother told me, “Yes it will hurt, but it will be over quick and it won’t hurt forever. Don’t kick the nurse because she’s just doing her job. No, I don’t know why she has a job where she gets to hurt people. See, that wasn’t horrible, was it? Now say Thank You to the nurse for helping you get better.”…

He’s still a sexy beast either way.

I don’t see how she could devote enough of her time to study something that’s not about her. I imagine she would be bored to death.

Isn’t she just an adorable black hole of entitlement ?

Any home with a Kardashian in it has to be a prison. No matter how rich and overly dramatic you are, you can’t buy taste.

Both United and American are moving to these thin seats. I’m sure it allows them to cram more sardines into the flying can. The seats have no padding and are really uncomfortable. My back starts to hurt before we leave the ground.

My neighbors bring me nice bottles of red wine every time they come to visit. I don’t drink it, but I do love to cook with it.