She’s just horrible. She’s been up Trump’s backside for years. At this point you can only see her toes sticking out.

I was one of those weird children that liked veggies in almost any form. Pork roast was the thing I dreaded and would fight my mother over.

For the last year and a half I’ve been helping a friend do this kind of rental on her vacation home. Most of the experiences were good. Some were horrible. People will complain about every little thing. As the property manager, I would receive stupid complaints like.... a picture of a single hair on the edge of a…

Another paid mouth piece and the publicly drink the Kool-Aid. They will probably end up working with the Kartrashians at some point. All that money, no talent, and no class.

I had plenty of sex at my mother’s house... when she wasn’t home. She traveled a lot, I took advantage of it. My cousin said one day a box of condoms appeared in his night stand. Years later he found out it was his mother who kept him stocked. She said she knew he was having sex with his girlfriend, but she didn’t…

Kidney stone. I’ve broken bones, damn near cut my finger off with a knife, had a tooth drilled without Novocaine. The kidney stone was the worst. Trip to the ER after waking from a dead sleep screaming in pain. Morphine made me not care about the pain, but it was still there. Dr said I had a tiny stone and it would…

Hell no. By the time the relationship is over, I can’t stand to be in the same room as the person. Why would I want to be IN them ?

Jr is dumb as a bag of rocks. Someone has to be able to construct full sentences. Never mind, that kind of rules out his father.

I have a friend who is in his late 40's who does this after spending time with his 20 something niece. It’s a dead giveaway that he’s gone to visit her. He’s also one to use a lot of upspeak, but he does it in the middle of a sentence instead of the end. Unfortunately it’s not polite to smack your friends.

As in a cum to Jesus ?

I had been using DotServant for many years.... until they went offline for 6 days with no notice. I have simple needs, but I have my own company and can’t be without service for that long, so I moved to GoDaddy. It’s working fine for me.

I had been using DotServant for many years.... until they went offline for 6 days with no notice. I have simple…

I deposit all of my checks online now. If I have a large amount of cash then I take it to a teller. It’s a rare thing, but I would rather do it in person. Years ago when I had an account with Washington Mutual I had some weird things happen, but their customer service was always helpful and managed to resolve the…

My issue with self checkout is the inability of people to actually read and/or comprehend what’s on the screen. More than once I’ve helped someone where the screen says to insert their card in the card reader with an arrow pointing to where it is and they are standing there dumbfounded. I’m not a huge fan of them, but…

So basically this is a pineapple horchata ?

It’s gross, and it causes me to projectile vomit. I’m glad to know it’s being re-branded as something else so I can avoid it.

This didn’t make sense to me. She did say that she had no opinion on the show because she doesn’t remember specific events due to her memory and age. She then sues the producers for an inaccurate portrayal of herself. How would she know ?

I was thinking Celebrity Rehab. After that job, I would be a raving alcoholic.

Is Kim afraid she’s going to ruin her vagina pushing out all those children? I think she’s be more afraid that she can’t hold them in.

Unfortunately a lot of people don’t know that, and the creditors take advantage of people when they are emotionally fragile. A friend of mine paid off her mothers debts because she simply didn’t know. When my mother died deeply in debt, I paid nothing because I reminded them that my name wasn’t on anything and they…

It always bothered me that my parents couldn’t spend time together with me after they divorced. I understood they didn’t love each other, but I didn’t understand why that prevented them from spending time with me. At some point I realized that when my parents got married they were nothing but stupid children. They had…