I had one job that started out being a pain in my backside and never got better. I was working at this firm that did consulting for email applications. On my first day the manager asked me to generate a report from a system we had that monitored email at another company. Every 5 minutes he came by asking if I was…

You can’t stress this enough. My mother had been suffering from what she thought was food poisoning for days. Over the course of a week she went to the ER three times with symptoms of nausea, upset stomach, etc. She was given  antibiotics and sent on her way. She didn’t experience chest pain until the 3rd visit, but…

I wonder how his wife feels, having been treated like a brood mare by a man who has nothing of value to contribute to society. 

The “Hate Sex” really works for them.

A friend of mine is bipolar and comes from a seriously dysfunctional family. He’s 46 and has to live at home because he can’t keep a job. His mother, who has to be bipolar as well, though she refuses to do anything about it, decided that they both needed to lose some weight. So, they embarked on a crash diet with no…

It was taking on a life of its own. Sort of like Amy Winehouse’s hair. You can’t help but look at it and wonder if there are spiders living in it.

Fact are had to make political because the truth can be so inconvenient sometimes. Lies on the other hand.....

Sounds like Tilda has problems suspending her disbelief.

He’s going to have blood on his hands, and act shocked by it.

This is something I’ve never understood. Is it really that difficult to tell someone you’re just not interested ? I would much rather someone be honest with me and then everyone can move forward without the emotional games.

I use it to play music when I’m cooking. I also use it to check morning weather and traffic. It has come in handy to change the thermostat at night when the house is freezing and I’m half asleep. I find that when used with Hue lights, it is faster than Siri is.

I use it to play music when I’m cooking. I also use it to check morning weather and traffic. It has come in handy to…

A few years ago we rented a house in Chicago. The current owners had bought it to flip so they had never actually lived there. As soon as we moved in we started to hear strange noises. One night we heard a loud crash like someone had dropped a stack of dishes on the floor. Both of us raced downstairs to the kitchen,…

I didn’t mean the comment to be taken that way. Unless an individual  has a long history of lying, then I believe it when someone says that have been touched inappropriately, or without consent. I never presume the person being violated is at fault.

As a man I make it a point to be aware of personal space around others. I don’t want them in mine, so I make it a point to stay out of theirs. Unfortunately men get groped just like women do but rarely make an issue out of it. I was at Disney World with some friends and we were standing in line for a ride. There was…

I don’t know why he’s not in jail for assault, but I really hope he’s had his shots.

It always seemed easier to just take responsibility for the things in life that I could control. When something blows up in my face, and it’s my fault, blaming it on some evil entity seems like the easy way out. When things go well, I’m not going to praise some other entity when it was my own hard work that got me…

Melatonin helps. If I’m coming back from Europe for a vacation, I schedule a few extra days off after I arrive home. It’s nice to have the extra days to unwind, nap when I want to, and get back to a normal schedule.

That’s not the dirty laundry I was referring to - I’m talking about people sharing intimate personal details that really aren’t for public consumption.

How do you put a value on millions of selfies ? How do you put a value on people putting their dirty laundry out for the world to see?  I would hope that my descendents don’t look back at us and think we’re all stark raving mad.

Pretty much anything associated with the Kartrashians is boring.