“Jones is a puppet.” “Moore will always vote with us.” Cognitive dissonance at its absolute apex.

I feel like Satan would be more efficient with making life a literal living hell. But maybe it’s like new age Satan where it’s the existential dread that’s the real torture.

Good thing, too. Do you know how much it would cost to kill yourself if that were the case? It’s just way too expensive anymore.

I am internet commenting on a blog post about an email referencing a tweet which leaked info about a Youtube tab.

At least I’m not wasting my entire fucking life over here.

Taken seperately, I’m sort of ambivalent about sponsored posts, “leaked” news and celebrity endorsements. I don’t like them, but I get it. If a marketing tactic works, I don’t blame marketers for using them, I blame the society it works on.

If this was BrandBot Russell Wilson, then I would totally buy it being a natural exchange and not a set-up.

Is this some other Roy Moore sex game?

I’d initially assumed you were talking about Alabama and so went to star this comment. Then it occurred to me you were actually (probably?) talking about Auburn, as they’d have been the assholes if you had a rooting interest in the game, and so I reconsidered. Then it occurred to me we’re talking about two gigantic…

Meanwhile Marshawn Lynch is somewhere not giving a f*ck what Donald Trump thinks about him.

“I find myself wishing for some kind of morally good but still corrupt government.”

Of course I do get it, but I don’t fucking get it. Trump spent his entire campaign bashing China and saying how tough he was going to be on them with trade and his idiotic supporters frothed at the mouth over it. Now he’s talking about how friendly they’re being and how much trade they’re going to be doing with China…

I know there are worse people in this administration but GODDAMNIT I HATE BOTH OF THEIR FACES

I will contribute to the GoFundMe for your bail money.

Because it isn’t about saving money and never was. If the GOP could wave a magic wand and ensure that only Deserving People (i.e., whites) could receive the ACA there wouldn’t be any discussion about cuts. The problem, as a huge chunk of this country sees it, is that Those People are sucking up all the goodies,…

It’s a Republican poll so it’s always leaned right—which is, of course, why it’s so instructive when their numbers are not, shall we say, bigly?

You’ve heard the adage: “Never underestimate the stupidity of the American People”? Well, Russia sees that too. And included the American President and his band of merry sycophants in that equation.

JFC. People need to take to the streets over this.

Oh, the “some people think” bullshit again. Great.

What are the odds that Trump doesn’t realize 46% is less than half?