I was just thinking about what if I was his mother (or the mother of some other shitbag boy)... how do you deal with this? They’re your kid so I’m sure there is some sort of natural inclination to defend them and protect them. But you gotta also be able to have some sense of reality.

It’s to remind yourself why you don’t want kids.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

At least it didn’t ruin his hair.

Do you understand the kind of brainwashing that woman has been subject to for her entire life? People in Quiverfull circles actually think that divorce is worse than murder. She’s under incredible pressure from both sides of the family to “forgive” him. And since she’s probably been homeschooled her entire life until…

Trump must be bummed that he can’t enjoy watersports in the White House.

I would bet that the Middle Eastern Muslim countries not covered by this ban are countries where Herr Drumpf either has hotels/resorts, or is in the process of negotiating to open one.

Right? It’s called the social contract. I don’t have kids, but I still pay for schools. I don’t drive, and I still pay for roads. Being a part of society isn’t a buffet; you don’t get to pick and choose what you think is worthy.

Oh daaaamn.