I suppose I'll just have to make it my beeswax to drag myself into the other room and watch this.

Christoph Waltz will now play DDL playing whomever he was going to play in future movies.

Not picking on you, but I think that's the fourteenth version of that in this thread. Did you all you guys make David Foster Wallace suicide footnote jokes, too?

And he makes furniture.

DDL as the station wagon.

Turns out, if you always promise to do one thing and then, months or minutes later, promise to do the opposite, you're always keeping a promise. I mean, you're always also breaking a promise, but who has memories these days?

Four failing law firms. Full of losers. Overrated losers. Ties to Clinton.

Now I'm turned on.

You must be very, very proud.

Liked.

You must be very proud.

Ha ha. Retarded. In 2017.

6.9repeating is the new 7.

The worst part is, when you lose that job there's only one handkerchief to cry into. While you have the job, and don't need to cry, the multi-colored handkerchiefs are endless. It's like rain on a wedding day.

Hmmm. I wonder if anyone from New York will have an opinion on this matter. Let me check the comments real quick…

It's interesting. Obviously, it's subjective, but I think that Fargo risks caricature and is teeming with quirks and oddness, then ends with most of the flawed-yet-empathetic characters that aren't Marge dead or ruined. Many of the people that superficially like Lebowski like it as a stoner comedy and many that…

All the gods died drinking that shit. You're both right.

Those pins is huge.

Your body largely treats the artificial sweeteners as if they were sugar. Just a little more cancer.

If only it could've been one of those fake movie previews that's actually just a regular old commercial screening in the theater before Crash.