I think you can stop at, "The ad doesn't work."

I think most Shakespeareans consider Measure for Measure a problem play. The forced weddings really challenge even the weirdest wedding endings (Twelfth Night) in other comedies.. Fargo is very funny, but you're clearly objectively wrong about Lebowski. Also, Maude ends up pregnant and it ends at a bowling alley. It's…

That was my first thought. There are some interesting parallels between some of these pairings, but the alternating comedy/tragedy conceit falls apart before it even gets going with these two. A Serious Man and True Grit both have some really funny bits, but—like Barton Fink or Miller's Crossing or even The Man Who…

He bought a movie ticket off of me to see Palindromes. He was on his phone, but we had walkie talkies, and two of us at once said, "Errr, I think that's Bob Odenkirk." Hmmm. I'm maybe not that great at stories.

DENTAL PLAN, etc. I get it, but I, for one, really loved when the FIRST!!! / CancerAids /Die in a firstaids / Cancer Fire / Cancer First took a good stroll over the edge.

Fake comment.

Ha! Fong's in Des Moines gets a mention. People seem to love the Crab Rangoon. I prefer Eatery A to take it easy and Big Tomato for delivery.

Or, like, all of the pizza I ate when I lived there for five years—which was only deep-dish when the in-laws were in town.

Yes! Aint no kind of pizza like free pizza you get for reading like fifty small books.

Then wouldn't what you have be a messy, flat, open-faced cheese sandwich?

Largely subjective, I know, but it really seems like you're losing this one.

Jackson Five dancing on Larry Bird's front lawn.

Hey, guys! This one's doing a thing in a comment section about how comment sections are dumb! Everyone gather round. This is brilliant!

But, to be fair, there's no better place to die in a fire than St. Louis. You jump in the river, it catches fire, the flaming shit bumps your elbow, cusses at you for moving too slow, and some provel leaks from the turd's mouth. It's like a goddamned painting.

Rock Island, represent.

Blackthorn, absolutely. Used to get a free one if you played a show at Lemmon's. My proudest St. Louis moment.

Back when repeating everything on cue like a toddler learning to speak was considered a joke.

On an unrelated note, the Republicans are rushing through his nominations before many FBI background, IRS, and ethics checks are complete. Back to the point at hand: Hollywood, how dare you!

I really really hope this comes to my dipshit town.

I could not tolerate Big Fish. The acting was good, but the heavy-handedness, as you put it, actually makes it so watery and thin emotionally. I watched it a third time and finally decided it was just lousy. I don't think it's just CGI that undid Burton; I think (maybe due, in part, to CGI) his worlds got too big and…