I'd agree, except that Alice in Wonderland has, you know, a pre-written script and was horrible in every way (yes, even artistically). Beetlejuice, Eddie Scissorhands, even Pee Wee's Big Adventure are all glorious visually, but the fact that the same Burton who made those golden could ruin Alice in Ferkin' Wonderland…

No. I've been wedgied and spat upon, but ne'er grabbed by the cat-face. Unless it's a memory in Your Friends and Neighbors, most locker room talks are just shitty, not criminal.

[Pause in banter] For serious, though, you do seem to be getting nearer to some sense of self-examination by the end: "Your hideously misplaced smugness and arrogance is your undoing in every post. And yet you pop up with even better material. How do you do it?" I'm glad that you're actually asking yourself the tough…

This is making my day. You dig your hole deeper and deeper and, as I pointed out, seem to think that your arrogance and smug authority (by nature of their smugness and arrogance) make the flimsy shit that comes out of your brain the truth. Better yet, you managed to use "retard" as an insult again, which disqualifies…

Again, just a friendly observation: if you're trying desperately to come off as the smarter person, never ever ever use the word "retarded" as an insult, you leaking sack of sick dog shit.

No you didn't, but you did forget to put a period in the first quoted sentence. Also, you'd want a comma instead of a period in that second one, and the punctuation generally goes inside the quotes. You can find this stuff online.

Ha. You said "or make sure every NO COMMA IS MISPLACED…."

You could've used this post to apologize for not only being a vapid and condescending embodiment of a three year-old's worst impulses, but also for your many grammatical errors. Instead, you just forgot to put a comma before the word "actually."

As an outside observer, I'll say that recklessly shaming strangers based on your superior intellect and smarminess requires that you clean up your syntax and capitalization skills.

See, you need to take your apostrophe from "douche's" earlier and plug it into "its" to make it a contraction. We're giving you an education here, boyo.

But they didn't sue him, they pointed out that they in no way approved of the usage. You can full well understand copyright and fair usage law and assume that not everyone watching YouTube does.

I"m not saying it's always bad. It just seems easy. Beatrix called her fellow female assassins bitch in the Kill Bills, and, while it didn't really flow that believably from Uma Thurman, it didn't distract me, but its constant use toward the end of this film doesn't seem to add much and seems so familiar and empty,…

Agreed again, but that's not specific to his gender.

Probably, but that word wasn't actually used that much despite the sausagefest taking up the rest of the haberdasherie.

Sure, but what's the equivalent? It's like saying if a black character were white, they'd find some other epithet to use. I'm not arguing that the movie was crazy misogynistic, but the sudden, reflexive overuse of that word points to a general laziness in the dialogue. It also sort of weakens the argument that they're…

I think the role reversal is an interesting exercise, but they (probably) wouldn't call him "bitch" a whole bunch of times. It seemed like once he remembered that word existed, he couldn't help but use it every time she was addressed.