Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

This is why I’m a Jets fan. I’m actually a little surprised that the Jets knew to pounce on the ball in the endzone.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Dear Baylor,

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Great crowd.

spirit is me. froze initially, saw someone else do something smart, tried to be smart and follow, and ended up getting bodied.

I like the idea of the marathon being a relay-type race. Wouldn’t be good for live coverage (would be over 9 hours total or so) but nice idea!

Swiming should be naked - no more of those stupid fancy suits, also make them swim in the ocean so more of this swimming pool crap (literally!)

Or they could focus on the “dead” part. Zombies are big right now. Imagine an Olympic stadium full of the walking dead. It turns boring events like the pole vault into the exciting “reach that platform or get your brains eaten” event.