When Herman Franks managed the San Francisco Giants in the late 1960s, he would become exasperated whenever he tried to communicate with Japanese relief pitcher Masanori Murakami.

He later regretted learning English when he was traded to the Astros.

When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?

I am shocked - SHOCKED - that John Fox and his staff weren’t able to find a good use for a quality player and got rid of him rather than use him in his true capacity.

I’m pretty excited about this move for the Pats, although rumors now abound that Amendola’s on his way out to free up more cap space.

Doesn’t work (20 seconds into the video).

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

This is better than any single play the parent club Canadiens have had all season. Fittingly, the Ice Caps also lost.

Fuckin’ A, man. You don't even have to understand hockey to appreciate that effort.

Great effort there on the save, but still begs the question, where is John Scott? I mean, how often do the IceCaps get mentioned here? Might as well mention the All Star MVP while you’re at it.

Ted and Ted 2? Seriously, I am pretty sure that Wahlberg was famous before and DESPITE those to films.

The onscreen text made me wonder if it was 1986.

After winning 1/11th of a million dollars in the NHL All-Star game, John Scott is now the richest player in the AHL

Is that you, Gary?

+1 wakeup cup from Tim Horton’s

Thankfully Wideman recieved treatment for a concussion before returning to the ice, as per NHL protocol. Of course that protocol is to pop 2 Percocets and wash them down with a can of LaBatts, but still.

You can see that Wideman takes a blindside shoulder to the head at the :25 mark, and then his head goes face-first into the dasher boards. He’s clearly dazed, hunched over and trying to make his way to the bench. At the last second, he realizes the linesman is skating backwards into his path to the bench, and he…

It’s Buffalo, so yeah, probably.

I am a life-long resident of the Northeastern U.S. and I would just like to say, as I always say when I pick up a shovel: Fuck you, snow. And fuck you, winter. You are, by far, the shittiest of all seasons, and I will never not look at an adult human who says they love this crappy time of year like they are a…

He’s Canadian. Beer doesn’t count.