People in a society learn what they are “supposed” to do through displays like this, when we praise people doing good things.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

They did- they’re called Capri Sun, and when they finished they blew air through the straw and sent the little empty packets flying across the room. DUH

American Kinja Warrior.

I thought 90% market share was doing that.

“I learned it from you, Diaz.”

“I can confirm that we are aware of the situation and currently gathering information in order to determine the next appropriate steps” is also what I told my mom when she caught me smoking weed.

Don’t forget that after the Japanese cruised onto the scene big time in the late-seventies/early-eighties, that “longevity” peg of the luxury equation has been virtually completely eroded. What’s the point of Mercedes rolling bank-vault solidity when I can buy a Camry, daily it for five-ten years and hand it down to…

I feel like that’s a little penny wise pound foolish. Sure it’s a 10th of what you bought the car for but the car is useless without it. And it’s only $120. What’s a reasonable amount of money for an integral part of a car these days?

How could the combination of the Olympics and boxing not be above board? I am so shocked by these allegations I might just have to use an exclamation point to express my outrage.

One of them wants to essentially disintegrate the modern federal government and replace it with a vastly more powerful system of state governments, and the other is a medical doctor who panders to anti-vaccers and people worried about wifi, and whose sole experience in governance is being in a town council.

More like Chad ‘Not Even’ Le Clos.

You can barely seem them nipples...

Damn Daniel this is outstanding. One of the best things I’ve read during this election cycle. Bravo on an excellent and well-timed piece.

Do they make gloves that would fit his hands, though?

I am prepared to be flamed.

A few things.

And if anyone reads this thinking “we don’t have a dude like Marcus in our group”-that probably means YOU are the Marcus.

Hell, even Ford had something similar on the Boss Mustang.