Baby Jesus only loves select Americans, your home town sports teams, and unborn babies. Everyone else can diaf.

This is the best contemporary summary of the USA that I’ve ever read.

Today’s equivalent is basically the Subaru Crosstrek, no?

Hahahahahaha

Perhaps not “misspeak” but there may be other people who may be able to speak more authoritatively and definitively on the subject.

This shit right here needs more stars.

“That’s the joak.”

Thanks for blowing up our spot. Damn the Jalop-bump.

Now that I look back on it, mom was an unintentional jalop, insisting on owning wagons even when minivans were in vogue and even when the kids were old enough and she didn’t need a family hauler.

I actually loled.

Like being kangaroo’d in mother god herself.

Here, I think these belong to you.

Its for worse. The worst worse. Fuck this timeline.

I paid matinee money to watch A Life Less Ordinary in the theater and still thought I got ripped off.

1/3 of this list is acceptable. The rest is crap, crap I tells ya.

Please off of Pop is on par with anything on Achtung Baby. Beautiful Day is arguably one of their top 20 bests.

One of the best memories of my mom was her apologizing profusely for breaking my Batman forever McDonald’s mugs because she knew I loved those dumb things. I can home from another shitty day at high school and she was waiting for me in the kitchen looking really sorry. I was sad but not angry and surprisingly really…

Was responding to the part about”understated exterior”, which everyone complains about with GTI and Golf RS.

You just described Volkswagens.

Hnnnnnnggggg. So. Much. Nostalgia.