One “piddly” cable held the idiot’s Toyota 4Runner.

I hope so.

Thousands of persons have parked for 38 years in that garage. This dingbat didn’t park. She accelerated over a parking curb and through three cables.

Yep.

Yee -haw!

probably the only reason why he was curious enough to DVR-record the showing of a Formula One race

All Australian persons do not speak identically.

Yep.

Many persons are stupid.

Thank you.

I believe everything that I read on the Internet, and I believe everything that persons with axes to grind write. I really do.

Whenever I visit Jalopnik, I hope to read of plastic buckets that I’ll never buy.

Whenever I visit Jalopnik, I hope to read of plastic buckets that I’ll never buy.

Some persons outside of your hometown know how to drive.

Mitsubishi is so weak in the U.S. Isuzu, Suzuki, and Mitsubishi should have pulled their heads out of their asses long ago.

I have a photo of an i-MiEV on a dealer’s lot which showed on the windshield “good on gas” or similar nonsense.

What is an Aston Martin Rapid?

— and Australians. NBC Sports talking head Leigh Diffey says Bahbuh Motuhspohts Pok in Bumeengum ..... somehow thinking that no r must be pronounced. But he says Aluhbammr repeatedly rather than Alabama. Fellow Australian Will Power is “Will Powuh.” I don’t know how children are taught English in U.K., Australia, and…

exactly

“Apparently the car was purchased by the dealer in 2012,” as it’s no longer at the Japanese factory.

I weep for our nation. Three hundred million dullards...