I thought this last bit was a lovely turn of phrase for describing a moron.

Sounds grisly to me!

I appreciate the choice of tar, but the feathers could have been just as easily held together by Arpaio's leftover jism.

I've long wanted to watch Blair Witch in a similar context.

The crows from Dumbo?

If we can count It's Such a Beautiful Day as a feature, it's one of the best movies of the millennium, and by far my favorite animated film since 2000.

"an obese blob of barely mobile talking flesh"

Patticake$ are delicious!

You'd think erasing the puppeteers from the stage so quickly would be a tremendous strain on the artist's wrist.

He didn't hit them. They fell down the stairs. It was an accident.

When I get the call about this, I will hang up the phone gently, with a broad smile on my face.

One aspect of the Trump worshipers that I find particularly baffling is their unshakable belief that he cares about them.

It was Italo Calvino.

The Thing: doing movie stuff better than other movies since 1982.

Exactly. There's such intricacy and nuance, very much like with Radiohead. The songs are built to last, and be listened to over and over again.

I always seem to like their albums more after they settle in with me. Usually, a couple songs hit right away but most of the others take a while: I remember thinking Half-Gate was an okay song the first time I heard it; then, over a year later I'm listening to it and suddenly fall absolutely in love with it.

The voice acting is also atrocious in that game, which makes the writing seem even worse than it already is.

This sounds absolutely insufferable on every level. I remember hearing it was big at certain festivals so I'm going to guess Sundance cause they eat this kind of bullshit right up.

Foot people only shoot on film.

But you were actually thinking about the elderly woman behind the counter in a small town.