The "put in" thing never even occurred to me until now. You are our greatest American.

Well, you've come to the wrong place you sack of shit.

Firmly disagree. I always thought Squalor was ok until I heard it live, at which point it became one of my favorites. It was less his energy than the whole band ramping it up to a barnburner of a song.

"How about in dog years?" rivals "When you someone eat it" as the apex of this lovely, soon-to-be-deceased commenting section.

I'm scared that I might start becoming a productive member of society.

There's a moment where she has to push a desk lamp out of her way to deliver a line that is literally the exact scene I picture in my head when I think of bad acting. It's just so perfectly wrong.

Riz Ahmed was actually in too much last year, to the point where it became distracting. He was so omnipresent I half-expected him to walk out of my pantry at some point.

Infuriating is the right way to describe Detroit. There's a great, important movie in there, but Boal's script fucked it up.

I believe this actually was how George Miller initially pitched Fury Road early in development.

He's mastered the fanbro morons at IMDB and that's about it.

Englebert Asginore is annoying as fuck from first frame to last. Just put my food down and stop dancing like an idiot you little shit!

Cocaine doesn't always lead to good decisions.

Who would be Vern if the studios were the cast of an Ernest film?

Sometimes people look exactly how they behave, and it makes everything easier on us.

I know already! I live a few blocks away!

Even though I'm not a fan, this has happened to me with other stuff so I feel you. Seth McFarlane is a piece of shit.

I'm generally not a fan of Family Guy but their parody of Newman is pretty much how I've always felt about him.

I would pay a lot of money for an actual Jean-Ralphio robot to live in my home and amuse me.

She's almost run me over twice in Hollywood. She pulls into liquor store parking lots with an unhealthy abandon that I would admire if not coming straight at me.

New Bujalski is exciting. I LOVED Results.