I was just thinking that it sort of feels like Ignaity is in the same boat. In a good way, though, as if this review is less a defined take than a ruminative discussion of what is by all accounts a pretty mysterious movie.

Been looking forward to this for awhile. Body horror, cannibalism, bold colors - sold, sold, sold!

RIP Scenic Routes:

How could I forget to list Munro?!?!

It's okay. I thought you meant to type Heston's Butt Hurt.

And you can't hate a movie that gives you two Yaphet Kottos for the price of one!

Indeed it is. I love that she has that amazing afro.

So true. Absolutely gorgeous but dull as dishwater.

Vehemently disagree, but I know I'm in the minority here. There's too much cheesy shit in the first 30 minutes and again at the end, but it does have some great action scenes (the truck chase being one of them).

It is indeed. The astounding awkwardness of a Bond blackspolitation movie cannot be overstated.

The car turning into a submarine is the kind of little-kid-playing-with-toys action logic I absolutely love. I mean, who hasn't done that with a toy car at some point?

Eh, I'd argue you are watching them wrong. Moonraker is just okay, then it gets to space and gets crazy-awesome! The Spy Who Loved me is overlong but it has lots of fun stuff in it:

I love all of that! You're basically describing the entire appeal of watching Roger Moore Bond movies!

I think it's close to a perfect movie so you'll get no argument from me. Raiders has no bad scenes.

Yes, the pre-credit sequences are often the best parts of old James Bond movies.

When Danny Cooksey dies, I'm gonna find his gravestone and re-carve his name so that it reads Downvote Cooksey.

There's an argument to be made that the truck scene in Raiders is the greatest action scene of all time.

The Blues Brothers is more of a chase movie than that movie The Chase, which was only about being a chase movie.

Me too, which is the one thing I'm most excited about for this.

Waffle House was my go to meal when either drunk or hungover in high school.