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Not to ruin it but she gets into Vassar after all!

And you don't want to skip the cutscenes anyway because they have Bill Paxton in them. R.I.P. good sir.

Fact:

Then they step outside and order up a frothy space beverage from Whoopi Goldberg.

Ah yes, Carl's Jr. The name my mother will never get over.

Dang snarnit!

Melrose?!?!

They should just use Evil Humpty Dumpty from Legion.

I'm the opposite on this - I think Shake Shack is great quality for the price, if also massively overrated, but In-N-Out is comparable to other fast food burgers.

For a town that also has a reputation for people eating nothing but pure light, there's a lot of love for crappy burger joints here.

I moved to LA and, after hearing for years that In-N-Out had the greatest burgers in the world, I ordered one.

"unparalleled visual beauty"

Good question. Even my worst bad trips don't compare to Eraserhead.

Screw that. What we really need is a new version of Muppet Race Mania.

No one got blown up?!?! Where the hell was Crazy Harry?

You should know better than to overestimate Americans.

Fake baby vs. fake news!

*Huppert lets out a mirthful chuckle, recognizing all this nonsense is beneath her*

I thought everyone was really great about this whole debacle…

That is the intent of Eraserhead, which you should see.