It was an exaggeration to make a point. Be civil and don't call me a dick.

That's Danny fucking Cooksey and he's the worst.

Not to mention the fact that 90% of the players are straight-up criminals.

I was pissed everyone clapped at the end because the end had a fucking CGI Leia.

Please don't share positive news about the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It confuses me.

You're thinking of Richard Stabone.

I'm pretty sure that's going to Mario, who Trump believes to be a real person.

In exciting news for Matthew Barney and no other artists, all grant applicants will now have to arm wrestle Stallone in order to receive consideration.

I'll still be occasionally scared, while mostly yelling:

(immediately begins making Grandma-sized t-shirts of this comment)

Best line from that show this season.

Cage looks like he's playing Hitler reincarnated as Conor Oberst.

Yes, that's right!

Crawford deserves special mention for taking a character that could have been very cliched and giving him lots of nuance. They write it that way too, but it's still great work by him.

Unfriended is so great, and unfairly maligned because it has an awful title.

Didn't he also impatiently tap his foot for awhile? Or was that Crash Bandicoot?

My thumb already hurts.

Psychonauts.

This reminds me of when you set down the controller for Mario 64, and after a minute or two, Mario would lay down and go to sleep, then start dreaming about pasta.

I tried to get a thing going around Parton/Takei 2016 but it never caught wind.