Rob Schneider is Simon Peter(son) in, “Servant To The Game”

This game must have been televised — when I came home from the airport unexpectedly late last night, I heard my wife yelling “Oman, yes, Oman, oh my God yes” from the bedroom. I was so tired I just slept in the guest room so she could keep watching tv.

Except being fairweather requires being good. Cubs haven’t won in 108 years. A lot of us have stuck with them for our entire lives.

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

Ben is convinced that he has something called a “traumatic ocular migraine.”

This is fine journalism you’re doing here, my friend.

Between those clowns on one side and Hillary on the other, 2016 may be the year voting for Kodos stops being a joke and becomes my reality.

Here’s to all the unsung Marvins.

Lordy. All of those bricks appear to have come from the game two nights ago, so it’s not like they just cherrypicked the worst shots they could find.