Man, nothing embodies the swirling dust devil of id and tackiness swarming through the White House better than caviar on a plastic spoon.

But like, she’s clearly more important to the show than Dempsey was, which was the point.

The ratio of Trump supports skews dramatically towards rurual uneducated hicks.

Use your power! Seriously, let’s get rid of the idea that all women are replaceable pretty faces.

At least where I live (Florida), thrift stores are shitty. It’s all polyester crap from dead elderly retirees—they die and their kids bundle up all their clothes and dump them at Goodwill. There are literally no nice clothes that I would want to wear.

So like, what? Now he’s supposed to know geography?! You people just want him to do everything !!1!!!

I hate myself for thinking Eric Decker is the hotness. Somebody slap me!