Super Cobra Jet, obviously.

Waaaaaiiit, wait, wait. By her own admission, she’s white. How do you perpetuate institutional racism if a dang white woman is being detained? She’s an oblivious nincompoop if that’s truly her line of thinking (and anyone else’s on here for that matter). It’s not a racist law.

Huh, could be worse I guess.

Kia Borrego, early-mid 00s Mitsusquishy Lancer, Chevy Lumina, Chevy Impala, Chevy TrailBlazer...ah heck, just 90s-00s Chevys in general...

<quote>“The rebellion we’re talking about is cerebral and spiritual and inside of you,” he said. “We’re not talking about taking it to the streets, we’re talking about you getting right inside of yourself.”</quote>

Hey, props for trying it out. Still, I feel like I need to go read “Song of the Sausage Creature” again to balance this out.

Don’t respond to the morons, tollberg. Function > form. Because racecar.

No, it has suspension. It is suspended from the ground. Any other brain-busters?

Speed limits on the interstate in North Dakota.

As of this comment, apparently 142 people are fart-brained nincompoops like eye-surgeon too.

Oh man, I wish more cars had that sound. Reminds me of uncorked air-cooled 70s racebikes.

Congratulations, you’ve apparently just done the Jalopnik comment equivalent of defending Trump’s pussy-grabbin’soundbite on Jezebel. Bravo!

There’s a handful of Border Patrol Raptors up near the Canadian border too.

Sorry.

Shots fired, America.

Define “basic bike.”

It would be nice but motorcycle articles don’t really seem to be a priority on Jalopnik, seeing as there’s a new article up once every, what, 3-5 days? I’m not even sure why Lanesplitter still exists.

Finally, a voice of reason. Wasn’t there a recent Lanesplitter article that nicely outlined why you SHOULDN’T buy or at least finance a brand new bike if you’ve just started riding?

I dunno, those sportbikes with the stretched swingarms, chrome galore, and assault-on-my-eyeballs paintjobs sorta fit that category.

Holy cow that made me laugh harder than it probably should have.