I had to triplecheck that I had read it correctly, which was made difficult by my hysterical laughter. Not only is Lochte causing difficulties in Rio, he is also causing difficulties with my landlady.

Wait for it.

The only thing missing from this is a coke deal gone wrong.

Jeah-ghazi.

Can’t believe how much that Greg Jennings play broke him mentally.

Thank you for this, Burke! This crossed my mind yesterday at the Gold medal tie (I hadn’t seen the men’s butterfly tie until you posted this) and thought it was really strange they weren’t using a more precise system. I find it pretty amazing that they’ve taken into account the affect tolerances in construction and…

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

I guess the CBC commentators are a little out of their depth when it comes to unfrozen water. At least they are gold medalists in apologizing.

hook, line and sinker!

.

Is this one of those, “Oh she isn’t American so she must be cheating” things?

Wait a minute, fans in Philadelphia can get EJECTED?? I’m pretty sure I watched someone murder a guy at the Linc last year and the ushers just told him to tone it down a bit.

Diego Costa also failed all of the American history questions, but WAS able to list the five nearest In-N-Out locations from memory.

Well now, to be fair, he matured and learned from that incident.

Posts like this are just subterfuge while Cardinal fans are trying to figure out how to hack into Deadspin. I don’t think their password is “leitch,” however.

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

At the end, Mario Balotelli sprints past the leader in a hot dog costume and pelts him with empties of Diet Coke (official partner of the Olympic games) because this sport could use some spicing up.