Their 3-point shooting was awful. They need more Marx-men. 

i love the fact that i have no idea who this kid’s father is...bodes well for his future.

Snicker all you want, but if he can create an extra roster spot by competently covering 2 necessary roles on a big league team he’s worth his weight in gold. What if, in return for having a light hitting backup C and a capable mop up man, you could have a good pinch hitter from both the right and left sides? I think…

Premier League owners beg government to save them from having to select English players.

Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

There is nothing in the world I’m more certain of than I am that Barry Bonds has the wrist and core strength to square up a 90+ mph fastball right now.

“I feel that it’s something that I doubt you say, ‘That didn’t work,’ and you just move on quickly.”

The Warriors are such hypocrites. Showboating millennial takes off work early two days in a row, and no one bats an eye.

In this market, you have to move fast to capitalize on potential gains within cultural subsets. If you aren’t doing community-based targeting strategies, you’re losing out on potential gains in market share. I am dead inside, there is only market share.

So good. +1 paradigm shift

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

When said “solid contributor” is your overpaid best player, you’re not going anywhere.

Don’t worry, the Chiefs and/or Reid will shit the bed and ruin it.

When Denver called that goal line timeout after KC had just focused on killing of the clock, I automatically thought that Belichick would have crushed them for doing that. At no point did I think Reid would have that level of response in him, but I have never been happier to be wrong.

Fat man in red spreads cheer on this xmas day

Surely Deadspin neglecting to mention anything about Sixers fans collectively chanting in support of Hinkie’s tanking plan is just an oversight on their part.

I mean, we are? The majority of fans supported the rebuild– there were “Trust the Process” chants at the arena tonight, for fuck’s sake.

What’s crazy is that Von Miller hadn’t even touched him yet. It’s like getting ankles broken in the NBA except knees and actually broken not figuratively.  

Holy shit, I’ve never heard of someone managing to mangle BOTH knees at once like that. That’s horrible... here’s hoping for as speedy and complete of a recovery as he can get.

Bet he’s a laugh fucking riot at Father/Son little league games.