The AVClub really missed an opportunity to turn this story into a slideshow, somehow.

I see Emily Ratajkowski (yes I copy/pasted that) continues to work hard at not being objectified.

I think he’s going to manage just fine without your respect.

He cashed in. Fuck it. After grinding it out as an actor, why not reap some of the rewards? Maybe his kids are in college. Maybe he wants a new house. Maybe he’s a working actor who is conditioned to think every job is going to be his last so he better shore…

“Actor reprises famous role” is the laziest of all Super Bowl commercials. Has there ever been one that was remotely memorable for reasons other than sadness?

But Batman and Spider-Man are characters. None of those movies have told the same story twice; even the origin movies mixed it up. There's a world of difference between making lots of movies about established characters with years of stories to pull from vs. remaking one single movie that told one single story.

Nope. $350M. I know it’s cool to hate on the Smith family, but don’t make shi+ up (or, do your research if you truly thought it flopped).

I didn’t know who Robert Glasper was, but at he didn’t beat the living shit out of Rihanna.

“Vine” ?  “Star” ?

Counterpoint:

“The tennis legend had noticeably kept silent about the now-infamous incident”

A lot of energy being expended here to snark about what will probably be a perfectly fine show.

Elspeth, on the other hand, is an exhausting character even in a supporting role. CBS must feel like they’re low on options if they want to put her at the center of a show.

Not all that big a deal, he just looks really gross

Why the fuck would this be a slideshow. Fuck off.

You are expecting these hacks to pay attention?

the former guardian of Asgard’s space-spanning bifrost bridge who, before being executed by Thanos in Infinity War, absorbed the bifrost’s transportational abilities himself. As the film reveals, Axl, too, is empowered with the bifrost.

Yeah, I think Vision would like to have a word here.

“Dad, we’re already rich from the Batman money but do you have any IDEA how much those Marvel flicks pay? And hell there’s a chance you could come back for some multiverse shit later down the line! That gravy train don't stop!”

Well this tears it: The gods must be crazy!