It’s so frustrating to hear Kanye speak live like this precisely because of his rambling. He has a lot of great ideas, and great lines and thoughts (like the murders in Chicago) that he can seem to portray in his music, but can’t complete when put on the spot. It’s so disappointing because I always want to hear what…

Clearly anyone spelling Fucking “fucken” is deranged as all get out.

I can’t be mad at Kris. Filling your children’s refrigerators with food they have no intention of eating is a parent’s prerogative.

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

I hope that sweet little old lady ended up with an empty seat next to her on her plane - she deserved it for being a good human!

This is awesome. Now, all other airports need to follow suit!

This is a great holdover until we get tot the point as a society where a woman can feed her child, from her breast, wherever the hell she wants without people commenting on “how gross” and “indecent” it is that her boobs are out for the world to see (even though they’re mostly covered up by a feeding infant).

I’m actually enraged by this. That’s just poor hosting. And I also have a pancake problem so it’s extra insulting. If you can’t deliver on pancakes, you don’t get to be president. That should be in the rule book.

Tell me where the portal to lost socks and Chapstick is. I have some business to take care of.

That’s a defender’s job. That’s a noble calling. I mean he gave us the Kardashian’s and all, so I’m not putting him up for sainthood and he married Kris, like how messed up was he. However we need people to defend the innocent, the guilty and the we don’t know, other wise what is the point of law?

But, seriously, that’s the only harm done: an imaginary concern troll in the sky gets upset.

Amen, sister. Almost 32 and still baby-free, thanks to my fear of penises as a teenager, and a free supply of slut pills as an adult. THANKS OBAMA.

I know this sounds a little like “why don’t you think of the men involved for once”, but really Planned Parenthood is good for everybody who is poor and wants to have safe sex. When I was a promiscuous-and-penniless student, I was able to go to Planned Parenthood for STI screenings and condoms.

She seems to be on a Jolie style trajectory of becoming more political and outspoken as she gains more power and I’m kind of loving it. I’d be shocked if she took it as far, but it looks like she’s having the same “maybe I should do something with all this attention I’m getting” lightbulb moment.

it’s surprisingly crass in a couple spots.