“calm, rational vegans”

Ignore corporations and go after small businesses. Got it.

Your comment kind of implies to me that young people on their phones are being reckless but I think EVERYONE is on their fucking phone all the time. I sit at the stop light near my house every morning and watch people drive by, looking straight down into their laps. It’s fucking insane.

And is also another vehicle that needs to be registered and a place to park.

Yes! It’s just what I always wanted! A full size pickup with worst in class power and torque, no off road credibility, VW reliability and a face like it just ran over a TRON light cycle.

1st) one way to find out, maybe do an experiment. Make a version of the Charger with no wheelcovers, vinyl seats, rubber floor mats, wind up windows, manual locks, no radio, no a/c, and no touchscreen, and see how many sell. If it doesn’t move, drop it after a year or two. It’s an old platform that’s paid for, the…

1. The problem is consumers are suckers. They watched the kayak commercial and raced out and bought adventure vehicles that seat seven to haul their tubby asses to work. They listened to the booming voices of uber men telling them that they can overcome their desk job bodies and masculinity issues by driving a giant…

I blame the Kardashians... their damn show makes people think they need/deserve luxury EVERYTHING. I’m serious.

God, I loved that shit. The curved rink near the boards, the bored beach-goers in the audience, the stupid team names? That was the best roller hockey league by far.

She’s on Netflix. Didn’t even need to crack open the almanac.

More than you can afford, pal.

Settle down now. If a game gives you the option of playing solo then it’s perfectly fine to evaluate that aspect. A lot of people were probably wondering how it is for one.

Our middle school had a rule that kids couldn’t wear sweat pants (it was the late ‘80s), and 7th grade me thought it was so stupid. I asked my Dad, who was a principal at an elementary school, why, and he just looked at me and said, “Boners.” There has never been a more obvious answer to a question.

“Drew Has Got a Boner” syncs better to Dude Looks Like a Lady than it does to Janie’s Got a Gun.

You fucking jamokes .

If it’s a Cayman or Carrera then the person likely loves their car and drives decently enough because of that.

Or you could just wait for Skull & Bones

It’s okay, it was an organic, free-range, gluten-free, heritage, non-GMO spider.

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