17. The Drunken Shit Show

What happens if you go over one whilst power sliding?

Hey...man...can I get one of those secret box things that turns every light green on my way to work? Asking for a friend...

I was thinking the same thing. I’m sure they wouldn’t be happy about having to leave their home land but I think they would be better off.

No Peanut Butter Jelly time??? WTF internet...

Solid feels.

This is the correct take.

If you get lucky on the ice levels it’s not tough.

I have a few, but my favorite is the two c shaped scars on my left pointer and middle finger knuckles. Socket slipped off a header bolt and I full force punched the edge of the top of the head, valve covers were off...

Castlebeck would certainly be Detective #1

Guarantee he scores a basket for the other team at some point.

No, but in NJ if you aren’t going to kill it w/ a rock, the tools used to hunt deer are on the endangered species list.

Whatever, I just want the shy-guy cart!

Yeah man, I might need to drive over my lawn to take my grass clippings to the back...can’t do that in car bro.

Yeah I’ll give you that one, it’s fucking crazy.

Ketchup sucks. Mustard(s) rule.

Shove it cake eater.

Um but like how am I s’posed to chapsnat that I’m omw doing 80 down a back road w/ my jam pumpin while holdin’ my frap...yo?

I love telling CUV soccer moms I like their mini-van

Sign me up, but (you didn’t specify) a V8 right?