I wrestle with the conflicting beliefs that A) women are often coerced through violence and intimidation to go against their own values in the interest of self-preservation so I will give this story the benefit of the doubt and B) These are exactly the lies I would tell if I got caught committing a terrible crime if…

Oh Nintendo. This should be a game that releases on the 3DS as well and should be downloadable on either system after paying for it once. I have no problem supporting Nintendo and paying for old games but when there are so many barriers to enjoying it the way I want it becomes difficult to support them at that point.…

I think http://imgur.com/a/LPGff and http://imgur.com/a/X4ZfS are pretty awesome. They’re a Mercy cosplay album and Mei cosplay album. My two favorites, one from each album: Mercy’s is

The 30-inch Zyla

This commercial was so bad it made me cry like an anime fan on prom night.

MAE IS BAE

You will be assimilated by Windows 10.

Wonder what might happen if planes or ATMs have windows 8.

done

Chrono Cross is crazy good.

Nice try, Bastion player.

Oh yeah totally

Merchandise Rains From Above!

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

Aw thanks :)

oops. We’ll miss ya.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Oh my god. I feel bad for laughing, so fuck you.

That’s a lot of braids.