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He is wonderful. It’s still a site I visit multiple times daily, though I mostly just peruse very quickly. His writing is transcendent of the genre. I love that he uplifts people who are everything that a celebrity is not (he wrote a beautiful, hilarious, and effusive piece about a girl in India with multiple limbs)

Michael K the one true king!

The best part about his humour is that it seems so effortless and genuine. There are so many wannabe writers who take days to write a single, tortured sentence that’s supposed to be witty and acerbatic and on point, and it’s just embarrassing. Michael K has never made me roll my eyes and sigh, but he often makes me

I loved him so much for so many years <3

I love love love Michael K.  I’m not ashamed to admit that I vote in his Hot Slut of the Month polls.

Yes - I agree that the other writers have detracted from the original prose a bit, but mark my words, I will support that site until it’s demise (Allison has also come a long way, I’ll admit)!

I miss Michael K’s posts on Dlisted. 

This is piss.

I can’t stand the Patriots. I mean... I really HATE the freakin’ Pats! Other than the Cowboys, I hate no other team.

I really don’t know how or why I kept watching this show. I knew what I was watching wasn’t great, but it wasn’t garbage. It wasn’t even that entertaining.

“But since I’ve spoken to players and heard what they’ve had to say and tried to understand what it is that they’re protesting, I think my position has, to be honest, evolved a little bit.”

Maybe fix your own diversity problems before whining about others

I am almost never entirely satisfied with the way that horror stories end and this isn’t any different. I was appalled at what they did to the book quote there at the very end - I didn’t quite laugh out loud but it was close.

I pretty entirely think people are missing the thing the show is trying to say, especially in the context of the last episode. Gonna try and explain my perspective.

No, I think it was when they gave Jon Gruden one hundred million American dollars.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

If you keep looking under the same rocks, you’re gonna keep getting the same worms

It goes by Department of Education now, doesn’t it?

Don’t worry, Carla. Your local Kia dealership is always looking for a new junior salesperson.

Mouth breathing morons who reflexively worship the flag do not have the slightest inkling of what that flag means. Nazis worship flags. Americans stand, or kneel, for the freedom of expression and the right to peaceful protest against injustice that the American flag symbolizes.