This is piss.

I can’t stand the Patriots. I mean... I really HATE the freakin’ Pats! Other than the Cowboys, I hate no other team.

I really don’t know how or why I kept watching this show. I knew what I was watching wasn’t great, but it wasn’t garbage. It wasn’t even that entertaining.

“But since I’ve spoken to players and heard what they’ve had to say and tried to understand what it is that they’re protesting, I think my position has, to be honest, evolved a little bit.”

Maybe fix your own diversity problems before whining about others

I am almost never entirely satisfied with the way that horror stories end and this isn’t any different. I was appalled at what they did to the book quote there at the very end - I didn’t quite laugh out loud but it was close.

I pretty entirely think people are missing the thing the show is trying to say, especially in the context of the last episode. Gonna try and explain my perspective.

No, I think it was when they gave Jon Gruden one hundred million American dollars.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

If you keep looking under the same rocks, you’re gonna keep getting the same worms

It goes by Department of Education now, doesn’t it?

Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year while a citizen in Alabama working for minimum wage for forty hours a week would have to work 683 years to make that amount. Fuck you, Nick Saban. 

Don’t worry, Carla. Your local Kia dealership is always looking for a new junior salesperson.

Mouth breathing morons who reflexively worship the flag do not have the slightest inkling of what that flag means. Nazis worship flags. Americans stand, or kneel, for the freedom of expression and the right to peaceful protest against injustice that the American flag symbolizes.

Serena could have kept it moving and not say anything or ride the fence.

I need more Pepper Johnson in my life

Yes, and no. I mean, gross, unless it is actually her driveway.

Or maybe God smote him with a pox for his actions! I guess we’ll never know!

A WOMAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO TO HER WORKPLACE WITHOUT SOME DUDE ASKING IF HE CAN SHOW HER HIS DICK WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND.

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human. I don’t care if it’s cutting me off in traffic or murder.