Lol white people being sick of white people’s shit is self-hating? Sure Jan

Yes? How is it not reasonable to want movies with new and interesting storylines rather than the same ol’ tragic white woman story? It’s been done a million times over.

How about nobody needs yet another movie about a white woman who is a socialite with a tragic ending?

Obviously not since I star this gif every chance I get:

The writing on the package never mentions weight. It just says a lot of women avoid sex because they are self-conscious about how they look. That self-consciousness could come from anywhere.

Am I alone in this not seeming like a big deal?

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS.

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

*victoriously stirs drink*

I hope Al leaked the tape. If so, he wins everything.

ALL his stuff—used tissues from the garbage, greasy food wrappers, half empty energy drink bottles—making sure they’re rubbing up against his clothes and DVD covers.

DID YOU REALLY THINK I’D MISTAKE THE ONION FOR A NEWS ARTICLE?

Man, I hate secondhand embarrassment.

LOL My god I missed that their link was from The Onion. Delicious!

DID YOU REALLY JUST SOURCE THE ONION?

Your 8th graders are probably more fit to run this country than Trump.

I seriously hope they are like actual best friends and have planned a road trip to Vegas in Diamond Joe’s IROC after this whole shitstorm is over

I’ll miss Uncle Joe.

Love them

Please note that I’ve got a serious crush on her based on one picture in which she is astonishingly beautiful, so you are doing a lot better at being above-board than me.