People who jack off to the military are Republican and generally never served a day themselves. They will of course care more about this than they did about women being denigrated, because they loved the AH tapes and do that themselves or wish they could.

I just had a picture in my head of a reverse caravan of immigrants headed to Mexico, and then Mexico slamming the border shut and telling them to fuck off.

I feel this so hard. I was trying to stop taking sleeping supplements and then realized yeah no, I need these. 

oh hell yes

Junior Mint is a little on the nose, Kim, but I guess we’ll allow it.

anyone else feeling realllllllly fuckin tired of the people who could have spoken up prior to him being elected but thought.... “nah, I’ll wait til I can make money off of my country turning into a dumpster fire and hundreds of thousands of people are dead”

My ex is mentally abusive. I’ve blocked his phone, his emails and everything I can think of, yet he got me via iPad text with an email I didn’t know about. Tells me he has sent me a long email and would like for me to check my spam folder and reply. It’s a long apology about being a shitty asshole, he doesn’t know why…

I am nearly 40 and recovering from a bike accident yet planning first-time sex with someone and thinking about how I can’t do certain positions right now and your story gave me my first genuine laugh in a long time. Maybe I just pretend the normal positions are too vanilla for me to cover up being so gah damn old?

Realizing when I was trying to decide WHICH public sex getting caught story to tell that I may have a bit of a fetish.

Sex Trampoline = excellent band name

I sat in on a discussion where she was a panelist a few years ago. Left the room like ‘hot damn, that woman is a fuckin bad ass’. Was so glad to see her win this position and can’t wait to see what’s ahead for her.

People are gray. People are gay. People are kind. People are not kind. People who are gay can be assholes, too.

There are some! Legit wonderful human Willie Nelson, for instance.

this is the natural thinking that doesn’t come naturally to the guys whose dads buy their education.

Had to read this three times to get what he’s trying to say. And realizing where my dad is getting his troubling arguments is much more troubling.

This is all true, thank you for the reminder. Joy is the utmost form of resistance. 

In this year of 2020, in the middle of a pandemic that will end up likely killing one million of us due to mismanagement, you’re still able to muster up cautious optimism? Can I have some?

I believe in all those things, and I’m even out of work due to covid. I could be his rebound that he rescues like a puppy!

If it helps at all, I was 34 dating a 52 yr old married man, thinking we were going to get married. Now I shudder.

Their outfits couldn’t be any more perfect for who/what they are. Go the fuck inside, Ken & Karen. Nobody was coming for your shitty tapestries, but I guess we know who to start with for The Purge: Reckoning 45.