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Generally I don’t like to draw attention to physical appearance in insult format, but I think with Dr. Evil Jeff Bezos, his two different sized eyeball openings are a somewhat perfect accompaniment to his dead-inside self. Like his soul is sucking especially hard on the one eyeball. Or something. 

Okay, it’s even better from the side angle that I saw because you see her feet kick around in a jig, but can this fuckin’ nerd please be our president? PLEASE.

Had this conversation this morning, in fact. The world is a fiery hellscape, but that doesn’t mean this coffee isn’t good, that this sunset isn’t beautiful and that interpersonal exchanges can’t be light and meaningful in the face of darkness. I can only cope with the rest by finding earnest delight in the minutiae. 

Right on, thank you for pointing that out.

It can be true, and all the rest can also be true. That’s the next place for these conversations to go, that there is equal opportunity to be an asshole. Women are difficult and bitchy and men are brilliant no matter what, though, amirite? 

I agree with her misstep on her ancestry, but I’m not sure it’s true that she capitalized on it. She also listened to many different Native communities afterward, learned, apologized directly to them, and then came out with a bad ass plan that was informed and led by one of her campaign co-chairs, Rep. Haaland.

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Alternate take: she IS helping.

this is brilliant, you are brilliant

See: Gabbard, Tulsi

Mike Pompeo much? 

How’s that now? 

As long as it’s sporadic, cause that shit will give you early onset dementia if taken to excess. At a particularly stressful time in my life that last years, I embraced Unisom’s sweet embrace too. Now I only use it when I absolutely have to. Try DeepSleep - herbs, baby.

Here’s the thing though - what is actually wrong with loving yourself, regardless of your size? Someone being able to get past the bullshit that our society throws at us encouraging us to hate ourselves, whether it’s weight, hair color, wrinkles, material goods - that’s beautiful. Life sucks enough, why can’t we just…

I dunno, I think we’re looking for non-voters. I have zero faith that we’re going to win this with disaffected Trump supporters. Stacey Abrams has that coalition-building factor.

Good point! I would also love Warren/Abrams, but would be thrilled to vote for this ticket too.

I wish I could get an agent to set me up with someone. I don’t think that’s what’s happening here, but I’m on a breather between two first dates today and I fucking hate dating so so sooooooo much. 

For the same reason that supporting characters in movies and books are women and people of color. The lead is always a white guy! 

washed up. used to be cool, now is barely cool dad cool