Not a wet dream with a crust…

My first part-time job in high school was at the local grocery store, and one of the managers there (the nice, fun one that us kids seemed to get along with the best) always reminded me of him.

Hey, could you revive that? Thanks a lot.
Hey, could you revive that? Thanks a lot.
Hey, could you revive that? Thanks a lot.

Might as well. They still have Bobby Bonilla on the payroll.

Sixth grade English. Looking back, I'm not sure why we were allowed to watch it. We had a pretty similar reaction.

An away gamer before the permanent vacation…

What you be after you be 8.

Same here. I remember going into my former job that afternoon, having a smoke with my much more conservative, pro-gun factory coworkers before the start of our shift. I'm not a talkative guy to begin with, especially about politics and current events. I walked up to them and said, "What the FUCK is wrong with this…

"Killing Time"

"You always bring me back to Earth, don't you, Mac?"
"Yes, sir, and it's getting harder every day…."

"Everything turned out fine with Granny."
"The one in the wheelchair?"
"Yup."
"What was she doing?"
"Oh, 'bout 80, 85…"

"So…those are new!"

It happened. Jennifer and her friends (including a pre-MwC Christina Applegate) start a band and Alex manages them.

That's the kind of delusion befitting a guy who always looks like he's been awake for the past month.

Guessing the pies and the fridge full of Colt 45 was to Thanksgiving what Darlene Love and the Lone Ranger story was to Christmas. I remember thinking around the time Dave retired that it was nice that his mom got to see his entire career. Anyone who gets to have their mom around for 70 years (almost to the day) is…

And grapes…..

Always enjoyed his appearances on Carson and Letterman. I'll drop my pants and fire a 21 rocket salute.

You need him! Beeeeeeeevvvvvvv!!!!

*bugs eyes out, mouth agape*

Season 4 was solid start to finish. The four parter "Her Honor" (last two of S4 and first two of S5) was probably the show's peak. Seasons 5 and 6 had duds here and there, but were still pretty good. Avoid the last three seasons. The show took a nosedive after Reinhold Weege left as showrunner. Harry started taking…