Fair enough. Theres a fairly decent episode somewhere around season 9 or 10(i think?) where cartman discovers you can actually eat food by shoving it up your ass.

Have you not seen southpark?

Right?

I learned that for cats at least, neutering is starting to become more of a vasectomy

Spaying a female typically leaves a very noticeable scar. I mean, you might not see it when giving belly rubs, but you’ll see it clear as day once you shave and prep for surgery.

When I started volunteering at a shelter, I learned that for cats at least, neutering is starting to become more of a vasectomy—cut the tubes, but leave the balls intact. That was my first thought as well—how would you know if the surgery had been done or not?

Undescended testicles are occasionally still very much functional in terms of fertility. So a dog could not show outward signs of still having testicles, while still creating unwanted litters.

Pleading ignorance here but for animal sheltered cases, I can understand a tattoo for a female dog that has been fixed since “things” are internal but if a male dog is neutered, aren’t the testicles gone and nothing replaced due to costs? Thus no tattoo is needed.

Is tattooing to mark that they’ve been sterilized standard? Because I don’t think any of my dogs has a tat, and I know for a fact they are all neutered or spayed.

Yeaaaaah, no. That tattoo is definitely for him, not his dog. The dog wants walks treats and belly rubs. It couldn’t give a rats ass about a tattoo ... that’s assuming it can even comprehend what a tattoo is in the first place.

Yes. All of the above- yes.

What a fucked up product....

“It’s for my dog.”

lolYou didn’t know how close you were!

Just out of curiosity, which part made you go all “WTH???”?

A) Based on his facebook post in that screenshot, there is not a chance in hell he actually knew what the tattoo meant when he got his done.

what in the holy hell

Neuticles are prosthetic testicular implants. People sometimes request the vet give their dog neuticles after the dog has been fixed. Reasons vary: some have it done for aesthetic reasons, some feel the dog will miss having something to lick.

Neuticles? Is that like truck nuts that have been “taken care of”?

Is he getting neuticles to go with it as well?