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"If you've gotta be on a jury, the jury that sends America's most hated man to prison is the one to be on."

"sir, the defendent, Mrs. Johnson, is 97 years old! and a nun!"

"GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!"

that's just vanity, appointing yourself Best Boy.

I fail to see how that would get him a realty show when he gets out.

I got a liposuction disaster trial! we awarded one million bucks! this was the second time the case was tried, the previous one resulted in a hung jury. we very nearly did as well.

wants to give the boys on the yard a little something to hold onto.

it was a boring crime! he made it not-boring!

"Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake."

love the shit out of Contagion.

a retrospective article about the band Hole? that would be something. no, this was nothing.

I must take issue with the pluralization of "movie".

yes, but sit very far away from the screen. 800 yards to a mile depending on the size of your tv.

no, there's usually nothing to be debated about filmographies. it's a fact that he directed those films. it's quite incontrovertible.

so as he and Iggy were sitting in a Berlin hotel room trying to get clean and writing that song, they were really thinking of the Buddhist symbol?

well, ya gotta understand something: they didn't think of them as "the greatest generation". they thought of them as "mom and dad". and they were young and rebellious towards moms and dads.

well it's possible he had psychological problems. but we'll never know for sure, as he committed suicide.

and Sid Vicious, and Johnny Rotten (though his was a discrete pin on his coat) it was a British punk thing. it wasn't about antisemitism or support of nazi ideology. it was intended as a twofold snotty "fuck you" to the older generation, and also simple shock value. not trying to justify it, but just that's where they

poor little guy, he must've been so scared!

that's not a Nirvana line. that was a popular phrase that they used in a song. it might have even originated in a movie or another song.