maybe I could just do verses from We didn't start the fire instead.

it's been decided that interactivity is the problem with the internet. stay tuned for The Internet Show, airing on The Comcast Channel.

you want to shave him?

in kinda does…

casual sex with the intention of producing a child? drugs okay, especially inhalants? expectations that the child will have superhuman powers because of this? I haven't seen this many red flags since I toured the Swiss embassy.

they threw a match over the border, duh.

what about spending all that lawyer-money? that seems like it would be fun.

barking up the wrong tree. death can't be hacked. however, there *is* a cheat code.

if we're gonna be assholes, then goddamnit, we're gonna be above-board assholes!

humans is dead…

she's had a long career in Hollywood. she first caught many people's attention in a standout supporting role in the corrupt cop film, Q&A.

yes, and Gomez castrated him in a fencing accident.

that only makes it hotter!

I just skipped to the end. it has nothing whatsoever to do with Eli Roth. I think the AV Club just played Monster Mash on Valentines day.

no, I didn't make it that far.

just so we're all clear: Guy Fieri - worth defending. Eli Roth - not worth defending.

they're torn between good and bad. so between the two of them there's one hero!

quiet, I'm trying to hook up a new home stereo component, and the idiots shipped it with two female leads!

all three Punisher movies even.

well yeah, be kinda hard to wear if it weren't.