"…with a nod to my heritage, which is white Christian woman…" With that, here we are for another season of Girls. I rather swore off it at the end of last season, but the ads promising character development brought me back. And I'm glad to be here, not least because of Ray. Well, especially because of Ray. (Do…

Only vaguely related: the only good thing ever produced by the Nostalgia Critic was the 5-second version of Titanic, which consisted of the real dialog "But this ship can't sink!" followed by a shot of the ship sinking and a
"kerplunk" sound effect.
ETA: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Pool: Dead and Loving It

Favorite interactive exhibits for kids:

WITNESS ME, KUMAIL NANJIANI!

My (real) dream of the 90s was a double bill of Beastie Boys and Rage Against the Machine. It was going to be called the Rhyme and Reason Tour, and it was cancelled when Mike D fell off his bike and broke his arm or something. Then bands broke up, people died, and it never came to, nor ever will, be :(

Yeah, watching for that CancerAIDS.

PETA forgets that Clarice went on to say the lamb she tried to rescue was slaughtered anyway…

Whoa, props for the visceral horror of the pregnant belly + knife and fetal hand. Meanwhile, the most horrifying part of the cold open was the close up on the breaking pencil point. The wood jamming into the paper, scraping across…it makes my skin crawl.

The A.V. Club

Apatow and single-camera: Always Crashing in the Same Car

AVC is now the nonunion equivalent to Jay S. by posting their own newswire recap of the last Jeopardy! episode.

Young man, there's nothing funny about novelties.

Connie Chung to Still Be Married to Maury Povich

99% certain that NWA shirt was not purchased until the new biopic came out.

If Mark Wahlberg had been there he would have stopped making a murderer!

Fortunately, this sort of political statement in music about a criminal case never backfires or looks foolish in hindsight.

Ohhh no
They say it's got to go
Go go long scrolling!
wee-ee-ee

…DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD…

I assume this means BB-8 does a jazz solo à la Hader's cold open in "Pineapple Express".