In the Chinese re-release Edward Furlong will be digitally replaced with Data/Short Round from The Goonies/Temple of Doom. And it will be an improvement.

[Title-based in-your-endo]

Cool; I'm looking forward to both of these. Nice to see some flavor of Arthur C. Clarke adaptation on the "SyFy" channel. Their adaptations of Dune and Dune Messiah/Children of Dune years ago were solid.

Well, this season was good for a larf. I appreciated the way it was structured, carefully meteing out answers and flashbacks. Even if it didn't answer anything, at least it closed a circle within the season itself.

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Make Puns or Die Tryin'

But all sword-and-sandal epics have characters with British accents. Where are they supposed to find brown people with British accents?

Can we get the Coming Distractions re-integrated into the Newswire instead of hidden farther down the page? (and thanks for doing the Q&A)

He doesn't like criticism; it's coarse and rough and irritating.

Shit My Network Executive Snorts

*checks watch, conspicuously flexing bicep*

Netflix already made a murder of Blockbuster and other video rental places.

No. I don't want any of that horrible shit. Can we lock up and get drunk now, please?

Maybe Fox put together the kids' costumes, but they are still awesome and I'm still mad I missed out on Halloween this year. Anyway, the video was pretty charming and that's all this project needs.

Well I drove a U-Haul truck from Ohio to DC in 11 hours instead of going to a Halloween party, moving Lifemate's parents' stuff before they leave the country. Pain in the butt, but she's getting their car and that buys a lot of storage space for them in my basement.

Now you're over-stimulated. Let's get some beer in you, and then straight to bed.

And richer than Jeb! or Trump.

It depends: have you frotted a Chewbacca doll while wearing a Yoda mask?

I was going to congratulate the AV Club for not participating in today's internet orgasm, but here we are.

I saw Tracy Morgan in fall 2001 while I was living in a college dorm. The thing I remember most about his set was his talking about how everyone wished their dorm-mate would leave so they could masturbate. Lots of nervous laughter in the crowd, good times.