Wolf der Fahrvergnügen Straße

Me, I learned something about myself today: it ain't comedy that's in my blood, it's meme posting.

If there's a steady paycheck in it, he'll act in whatever political satire you want him to act in.

Bills and the Lying Lobbyists Who Author Them

Perhaps you will be resurrected as an Aids Walker. Perhaps the Lord of Light will cure your cancer.

Straight outta Hollywood!
Crazy producer named Diesel
From the movies where stunts seem feasible
When I'm actin', the crowd's reactin'
Make a billion that's franchise traction

The A.V. Club
We're gonna comment like kings! Damn hell ass kings!

BONESTORM ISSS REEEADEEEEE

…a place to shoot your mouth off before wondering how to "delete from Google".

Mi scusi, mi scusi!

I'm going to talk about my weekend anyway, screw the establishment!

Maybe we can get a stealth Hellboy 3 if we pretend it's part of this much-inferior franchise.

"Something wrong with your film, boy? Can you direct? I've got to carry this YA franchise?

Good lord, you've got to exhale. You're going to pop!

Everyone else has already been "coming to the internet" for years.

No, just semen. Like the rest of the contents of the hotel room.

Hamster Harris and the Gooey Kablooie

Remember to run sideways from the gigantic toppling franchise, not directly away.

2 Groot 2 Guardian

Dividends of irony. Tinkerbell is also replaced by the Fairy of Jadedness.