Even One Night in Paris? They already have the naming rights!

Now THIS is child-rearing! Wheeeee!

What's George Gearjeff ever done for us? SNPP off.

"The Leftovers’ sister program, HBO’s Game Of Thrones."

That whoosh was just the sound of doctor unknown's rush to judgement.

Okay, I feel a little bad saying this, but…
Can we get some cross-network synergy to put Annet Mahendru (Nina Sergeevna) on Showtime's Masters of Sex?

If your nerd boner lasts more than four months, consult a doctor.

The cast of The Artist would like to give voice to some thoughts:

I guess this feature is for east-coasters who want to be near the top of comments but can't be bothered to stay up late waiting for a review that takes…4 hours to write?!…even without screeners, that's ridiculous!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad Knock Knock was cancelled?

Interestingly, LBJ stipulated in his will that he only be portrayed on-screen by men named Woody.

I misread the headline as the Springsteen to its brandy. Like the Lemmy to its whiskey.

It looks like the comic book writers put a bunch of words in a hat, but most of them were "tits".

I can be beautiful, lovely and fair
Silvery voice, long reddish hair
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la
But it's only skin deep
For fim fabberim fuh
I'm an ugly old creep
The magnificent, marvelous, mad, mad, mad, mad Madam Melisandre!

"There aren’t many circumstances in which Masters Of Sex star Michael Sheen could be described as 'the least charming person in the room,'"

I'm glad that the group's future is comin' on, is comin' on, is comin' on, is comin' on. And a new album comin' up, comin' up, comin' up, comin' up.

They respect American Horror Story: Freak Show but not The Americans?!

It's all predicated on whether you have an actor who can play Peter Parker, an eternally lame nerd, and Spider-Man, the coolest guy in the world. Maguire was great for the former but could only yell "wooo!" in the suit; Garfield was great for the latter but was always a hip tall guy who looks too much like Andrew…

They should slap their name over the theater, Trump-style. That'll show those Twitter users who thought Gene Simmons was classier.

*ganws*