This is not the greatest comment in the world. This is just a porn Tribute.

Amyl nitrate relaxes the muscles of the anus and also causes euphoria.

*pushes up glasses*
I'm a little curious as to why a bunch of tech guys didn't scan their many boxes of paperwork to PDF and convert to OCR to make it searchable. I hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

Insurance is a fuckin' scam even in fantasy worlds. Even GRRM couldn't make it darker.

Valyrian steel: don't leave home without it.

What is best in life?

[that's something like what she said]

I bet they also stole his wife and all the eggs that weren't Nemo.

*mocks nostalgia, throws pencil at camera*

Why is everything so twee and nostalgic in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

The mark of comedy is detail. And the detail of the day was "Butterfly" by Crazy Town playing in Hanneman's car.
…and then, and then: the early Sadé.

"Who got you drunk?"
"Noman! It was Noman!"
"Well, if no man got you drunk, it must be the will of the gods."

The AV Club

"corporate employees forced to kill each other or be killed themselves"

A million musicians not getting paid isn't cool anymore. You know what's cool? A billion musicians not getting paid.

Wait 5 minutes: Spotify will want you to restart it to install the newest version. Then you can deal with some other reduced functionality.

The Joker will beat Rihanna to death with a crowbar, as a result of a fan vote?

Without Walk the Line, there would be no Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, so I'm grateful.

In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the stinger? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're tradin'. I'm goin' to be in prestige movies and you're pickin' up MCU's slack.

More hu-man than hu-man. *Rob Zombie poses with cane for some reason*