"A bunch of tall women were molested, and Mr. Ryan was one of them."

File TV Club reviews under "strengths":

I loved my dad's blues cassettes when I was little. The first concert I ever requested attending was B. B. King when I was about 9, so my parents took me to see him at Chastain Amphitheater in Atlanta (also featuring the Neville Bros., Delbert McClinton, and Kenny Wayne Sheppard).

Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be a pale blue dot-shattering kaboom!

Who put Jared Leto's Joker on the screen cap?

He teaches them to still kiss with saliva.

Hugh Laurie's entrance into this show was brilliant, but nothing could top Amy burning the place down.

Black Sails is loads of fun and Tony Stephens is great in it. I don't know why AV Club stopped reviewing it after the first season. "Pirate" is the second most popular Halloween costume for men after "vampire", but we still got reviews for every stupid season of True Blood. Both have plenty of violence and nudity,…

If it's not true that "pop music is getting less diverse and more bland", than how come I keep getting older?! Answer that one, scientists.

I can follow 'em just fine, it's just that I prefer my anticipated movies later in their theater runs when there are fewer people to text, squeak their straws in their drinks, and generally remind me that I am a grumpy old man.

Yabba-dabba-doo!
Simpsons, it's The Simpsons!
It's the longest show is his-tor-y
From the, network called FOX
They'll go to on 'till season thirty-three!
*screams, slams car into comments*

Well if we're just going to post whatever we want in threads with no logic, than good onya Jon Snow for keeping off Melisandre.

Stannis you old softie: those words might as well have come out of Tywin's mouth. I hope Shireen is able to do something with it to be happy.

Yeah, fuck you, preview: you could have left me one pity-week to think
SPOILER FROM PREVIEW, OBVIOUSLY
Ser Barristan would survive - vow to die a knight or no.

Jason Mewes for Kato Kaelin!
*looks for Dogma royalty check*

Both Yooka-Laylee and Banjo-Kazooie sound like names Mumford and Sons would have tried and rejected.

Listened to a Ben E. King memorial playlist this morning. Beautiful, sad.

Plus Daft Punk for the soundtrack, during a surgery montage.

Mark me down for the "literally anything else" camp. Particularly if it's co-owned by TicketBastard.

Ain't She a Woman?