Huge Jacked Man is getting too old for this shit. At least after this one.

Dan wins the prize for face pulls tonight: the shock of seeing Jonah's Jonads getting cupped, and the "surprised masturbator".

Oh yeah, and Tommen learning what he wants to do "all day, every day." Most accurate bedroom scene on the show yet.

To hell with those people who said "nothing happens in the first four episodes (that they downloaded)". This was full of great stuff - Sansa fighting from the inside! Canny Roose Bolton/Littlefinger! Jonathon Pryce! Assless Daenerys-cosplay!

21 watermelon drop salute.
Paul Shaffer plays Taps on keyboard.

Hoo man Lenny, you're killing me. This brand of loudmouth you just want to escape, plus repressed and genuinely relatable pathos is making my stomach churn. Remember Donny the Jerk from like the first season of Adventure Time? That was one of my favorite episodes, but it's a lot easier to take in goofy animated…

Holy shit it's coming apart at the seams. I wanted to scream at Elizabeth for paying attention to Reagan blustering while Philip breaks down in front of her. The cuts between Philip and Paige make me feel like someone's about to put a gun to their own head.

I think it's pretty clear no one needs to watch beyond the trailer to pass that judgement.

Sorry, all I can hear from the video is
MWAH-MWAH MWAH-MWAH MWAH

Tap ta-dap tap tap tap.

Daenerys will be played by Dennis Quaid in a wig.

Man (or rather, woman), being in charge is hard.

The only actor who could lead AMC
In the role of a Preacher-man

When Metropolis is in ashes from collateral damage, then you have my permission to bleed.

"That kid's nuts."

Whoa that de-wigging was intense. To look at Martha, Clark might as well have pulled his face off to reveal a lizard underneath. V didn't even come out until 1984!

What's is like for your name to be overshadowed by Cracked? I suppose I could ask Mad Magazine.

Monica, Peter Gregory is dead. And his obituary listed him as a fencing enthusiast. As a former fencer myself, I must congratulate the writers on this wholly accurate blink-and-you'll-miss-it characterization.

I can't pick a favorite character anymore. I'm just glad to see the entire cast again. Plus Patton Oswalt, here to serve as the laser-eyed mouse next to Jobi-wan Kenobi.

All the same, he does not kneel.