Dogs that attack children unprovoked should absolutely be put down.

Beyoncé's fat old man should just go back to bragging about name brands and leave contact sports to the men.

Shit like this is why I'm slow to admit I played lacrosse in high school.

were they really THAT good to begin with?

Lax player here, we are all a fucking joke. That is all.

I'm a car person and I bought one. Surprises the hell out of a lot of people with it's performance.

This is the first time I've heard Honda manuals referred to as clunky. Both my mid-00's Hondas (accord and civic) had better shifters than any BMW I've owned and maybe even better than the Miata.

If you found this funny, you probably laugh your ass off watching this movie

Sometimes this place can try too hard to be irreverent, hip, cool, or whatever. If you're going to make a (too long) joke about a new car at least pick one that deserves being the brunt of it. This is actually a pretty good car. Keep this up and we'll have one less carmaker producing a REAL coupe with a great…

The automotive branch of the Onion

Congratulations, Jalopnik has officially jumped the shark. You've been damn close for a while but this (terrible) post really put you over the edge.

The real punchline to this joke is that the new Accord V6 is really quite good and, honestly, the only car like this you can still buy in the U.S.

I waited for the punchline so long, I felt like I was being held for... Ransom.

I will say the TSX is a bit unpowered to really give you that super sporty feeling, but a TL with the SH-AWD and the 6MT will definitely feel and drive sporty, albeit with a bit of extra weight (still drives way lighter then it is though). And if you turn off traction control on the TL with the SH-AWD (either…

It's the Jalopnik directive to slam Acura and Honda, apparently. I have a feeling most of the readers here that follow the bandwagon don't even have licenses.

AGREED! I think this car and Acura in general gets way too much hate. I have driven the tsx a bunch of times and its a nice ride. Torquey efficient engine, smooth compliant ride, nice interior, and sporty enough to be interesting. So was it's predecessor. The current Tl styling couldn't live up to the one before it…

Which of the cars didn't you like when you test drove it?

Not that part of Acura unfortunately, otherwise you'd have cars coming out your ass. But I have had seat time in all of them and really wish you'd try to differentiate between looks and performance. Price would also be something to consider, as well as reliability. I wouldn't be surprised if the image of Acura on your…

I've been tuned here for years. I've driven everything in their current and past fleet (including some very rare NSX's). Aside from styling which is subjective, for the price I would expect you to find that cars perform very well.