This is what the SUVs are for.

Ditto with my niece! She is the biggest exception. 

Great idea! :-) 

Your points are valid, as are your personal boundaries, but there remains the matter of proportionality. Let’s stipulate that she were a stranger, and I chose to press charges. Should she be tried for battery, for slapping me on the face once, with no permanent injury to me? If convicted, should she be sent to jail?…

Well, if I ever have a bidet in my home, there will be a supply of towels for other family members and/or guests, not just one.

You will want to remove your clothing at or below your waist. You can squat over the bidet. Water will shoot upwards like a mini-fountain, and then be captured by the basin. You wash and rinse yourself. Then you dry yourself with a towel and get dressed.

Here is her fundamental problem, in a nutshell:

Good riddance. They’re cutting off their noses to spite their faces.

Nope. I’m still waxing nostalgic for those years. She’s now old enough to matriculate? Eeeeeek!

Flores added: “It doesn’t have to rise to the level of sexual assault or illegal sexual harassment in order for it to be wrong. Because it is at the lower end of the spectrum in terms of bad behavior, and women are just now starting to speak out about it, people are of course dismissing it, minimizing the behavior,…

I wonder if that’s the dynamic, at least for many of them.

For those who think that the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people is the primary problem, and that impeaching and removing him from office will solve the problem, this should serve as a wake-up call. It’s a trap that I sometimes fall into. I have to keep catching myself, and reminding myself…

I first encountered a bidet during my college years, in a bathroom in the home of the parents of a classmate. I had read about them, so it wasn’t a total surprise, but it did seem a bit eccentric to actually have one.

Lawrence O’Donnell blew it big time. He got ahead of the story. One source is unacceptable journalism.

Message to the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people:

The lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people hates America, hates our armed forces, and hates our service members.

I tried to star you for the Twin Cities reference, but starring isn’t working this week. Ditto other features on these websites. *shrug*

Either urine on the joke, or you’re not. Either way, it’s a shame that the message leaked. Some wee employee at motor vehicles is just trying to pad his résumé.

Cadillac Cimarron. ‘Nuff said.

There is just one limitation in the power of the President to pardon, within his jurisdiction*.