Will there be a countersuit?

You continue to make me laugh.

This is good, as long as the person knows how to use correct grammar.

This is good, as long as the person knows how to use correct grammar.

Many years ago, I visited a friend and his family, which included two little girls. One day, they were climbing all over the furniture and me. They were adorable. At one point, I observed that they were just like little monkeys.

It’s obvious that this tweet bugged him, but it’s long past time for him to put it to bed. Now he’s just being a pest. Maybe he should take up yoga and start reading about the Buddha, and move to Hungary, so he can be one Buddha-pest among many.

Thigh. It’s the best compromise between flavor and tenderness.

A 6' 7" high school friend of mine married a 5' 2" woman. The first dance was adorable. 

Botox--it’s a helluva drug....

She (and a bunch of Secret Service agents) walked past me last month.

If it weren’t for Dieselgate, I would still own my Dieselgate Special.

You make me laugh.

Several women have been in the news, opening up about the abuse they experienced at the hands of a nun. 

Women are capable not only of perpetuating abuse, but committing it.

You do realize that dismissing my messages is futile, right?

I don’t use them.

Much of what now constitutes right-wing propaganda cloaks itself in the robes of journalism. Much of what they do is as bad actors: inventing stories, lying about facts, distorting the truth, actively working as partisans.

We are not stuck enough on how bad the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people is. If we were, we would have impeached him and removed him from office a long time ago. Supporters of the Frothy One put his bigotry and the entertainment value of antics above the good of the country and the world.

Harley-Davidson is the apotheosis of accessorizing as primary corporate strategy.

So this is an at-will gig where you pick your own hours, have no barrier to entry besides owning a car, have no interview process, and can quit whenever you want with no repercussions and you make $30/hour. What exactly are people complaining about?