Haha I probably shouldn't have been so smug, given that I don't know what I'm talking about. It kinda seems too obvious - I'm glad it's more convoluted.

Gone in 60 sec, 1973 is Eleanor, a mustang with 302 CI V8.

All sorts of -gasms. The good ones!

A car unveiled in 2002, therefore developed in the late nineties, is safer than any other in it's class in it's last year, 2014 - Ridiculous and also beautiful. I bow down to their true dedication in a faceless corporate world.

But if you're even the slightest bit spiritual, it's time cast a look upwards and mouth the words "thank you".

We appreciate the 2014 Chevrolet SS. It is a solid take on a classic American sedan: big V8 in front sending power to the back. But there are ways it could be better. Like supercharging it and making it a wagon.

Saying "too soon?" doesn't make the joke not-old. But it's a good one!

Now, don't get me wrong – I love the new Fiat 500, especially the Abarth. They're fantastic cars. But the idea that the new Twingo is somehow a copy of the Fiat 500 is absolutely absurd. Sure, there's some superficial styling resemblance in the profiles, and they're roughly dimensionally the same – but you could say…

Oh, Cosmo, you idiot.

WIN. Also, the only Aston that has something new to offer: small, V12 manual.

Incredibly beautiful couple making sexy time? Check.

OK, BMW, now you'll have really covered every niche for SUVs. Please, make it stop.

Insert dust here.

Here is the solution - a middle finger salute to cars witch touch everything.

911 for the masses! Air cooled as well!

Shooting brake FTW!

Not a car, but vehicular transport non the less:

Can you have ANY fun in it? Please try to hoon it, we all know it's practical and all the other crap.

MOST.

Oh, man, Sweden's big cities are the hipster centers of Europe - here it's not a subculture, here hipsterism (at least the way they dress and the love for Apple) is the mainstream.