I wouldn't say only in Russia - I think you underestimate how shit the World really is. I don't want to advocate for Russia because it really is inexcusable by modern western standards, but currently for more than 3 billion people in extreme poverty it would seem like heaven.

This is the only alternative explanation I could come up with as well. I think it's somewhat obvious now.

Ok, it's silly to even consider this was done because of her fucktard parking.

CHILDHOOD RUINED

No compromises!

This Chrysler may or may not be decent, but I can decide who will build my car and my watch for myself, thank you very much.

Such clearance. Much offroad. WOW.

But since VW rushed to add in common safety features like airbags, maybe other manufacturers will soon.

Ferrari only built 499 F430 Scuderia Spyder 16Ms and they cost just over a quarter of a million dollars these days. And one just passed me in my $1,500 VW Baja Bug.

WEAK SPOT!

Does anyone recognize the melody form the intro song? I know it's form a 'real' song, but I can't remember which one.

VAG MQB

An ugly and overpriced low-end two-door with complimentary douchebag driver image or a sleek and classy sculpture on wheels and 4 pilarless doors of some practicality...?
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BMW for me, then. Because small sporty manual RWD coupe and mild agoraphobia.

The first time I ever dropped the Google street view guy in a random street in suburban Tokyo, my screen got centered on one of these.

Well, clearly the correct way for evolution is RWD:

Perfect.

They (I) should put some cancerous agent in these bracelets.

This and the Huayra and the Veyron and all the other custom-tired cars are disgustingly limited by the wait times for the set of tires to arrive.