This has the potential to be the most inappropriate post on Jalopnik for 2014 and it's only the 3rd of January.

The robbery of the Apple Store, which is the retail arm of a small Californian electronics firm, occurred early this morning when a stolen Opel Corsa was crashed into the store. Thieves took iPhones, laptops, and iPads, and escaped in two Audis.

No. What you're doing is slowing down lightly in traffic or for a bend. In those on-road cases, the SQ5 has a lovely, easy to modulate pedal. It's not that aggressive, but this is a crossover. It isn't an R8.

For me is the "Punish the high-beam asshole behind me button."

Holy shit, that's just criminal!

I just LOVE this GIF!

Something about this girl makes me feel OLD :(

I bought one. That's the highest compliment I can give to any car, right? I can't wait to track this thing when the weather gets a little better. 2014 is going to be great.

9.) The biggest asshole on the list

Obviously!

This in M550d for the same money will be faster, more practical and burn less fuel.

SO. UGLY. It used to be novel and retro, but, my god, it has become outdated and downright embarrassing.

2.) Norwegian from Florida to Oslo

I suppose looks are subjective, but size is absolute. I am used to sporty cars being small, but to me both the Camaro and the Challenger look like they've had their proportions done right, but the scale is wrong.

Anyone who remains calm after open insults deserves respect. Good on you, sir!

The wheels suck. Otherwise, orgasmic!

FUCK YEAH!

The middle ages are over, son.

WHOLE pre-facelift Volvo C70 on the frame of a full size SUV/truck.